Kelly Sing Song

In this next song, Cram Pohl sings about a very important moment that a father and son share. Cram’s son has yet to respond to the matter, but Cram still holds out hope that they’ll have a big long “Penis Talk” soon. Cram likes to drive his sports car really fast on open country roads. He has never gotten a speeding ticket. And for the record, his penis is too short.

Song: “My Son Saw My Penis” by Cram Pohl

In this next song, Robert Keller sings about one of his favorite things: The Hunt. You know what he’s talking about. One might assume that he’s talking about a sexy woman…

Song: “Perfect Parking Spot” by Robert Keller

In this next song, Tond Mitchell is BACK and he’s a little upset with his wife about something! But not too upset. 

Song: “I Don’t Wanna Dance” by Tond Mitchell

In this next song, a woman who lives alone with her child expresses her intense love for said child.

Song: “My Son” by Deb Corning

In this next song, a charismatic man in his mid-30s invites a beautiful woman he’s been seeing back to his apartment for sex… or so he hopes.

Song: “Back at my Place” by David Pickard

Greetings to all that are reading this! I am Kelly Hudson and this is “Kelly Sing Song,” a place for Kelly to express herself musically and comedically. All characters and songs are written by Kelly Hudson with the help of “royalty free” accompaniment, and hopefully in the future, some original accompaniment from some trustworthy collaborators. Hopefully in the future, there will be some singing collaborators as well!

My first song is sung by a man named Tond Mitchell. He is an electrical engineer by day and a Scout leader by night (and weekends!). This song debuted on stage at The Clean Show and then was featured on the Left Handed Radio Podcast! It is a song Tond sang to a group of Boy Scouts one night before bedtime. Tond loves to write songs for his Scouts, so look forward to more in the future!

Song: “To Be A Man” by Tond Mitchell